As a Red, I particularly like this one by new Charlton supremo Les Reed:
"Ferenc Puskas might have been the original Andy Reid."
However, there are a few gems in here, including:
"Scholes walks away a bit gingerly." (Forest Technical Director David Pleat does some ITV commentary)
"You'd have thought after four games without a win he'd have suffered enough." (BBC Commentator after Sam Allardyce went to Vegas to watch a Celine Dion concert)
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