I had a piece planned on the most tenous football related adverts. My top contender was the Hyundai ad, where the car drives along, bursts into hundreds of footballs, some of which are kicked, and then reforms into a car. Cars, Football, a winning combination.
But I was just reading Rish's latest article and the Google bar on the left showed me a clear winner. It's probably not there for you (Google theoretically rotates its ads) so here it is reproduced in its entirety:
Loans in England 7.4% apr
Sorting Your Finances out in 2006 Is Like Winning the World Cup